SmartWater Sparkling

“$4.24 for a bottle of fizzy water? You’ve got to be kidding me, Timmy’s. Look, I get it, it’s sparkling and all, but it’s still just water. For that price, I’d expect it to do a little jig when I open it. And to top it off, there’s nothing particularly ‘smart’ about it—unless you count the price as cunning. It’s refreshing, sure, but I could grab a whole case of bubbly from the grocery store for the same price.”