12 Assorted Bagels

“Oh, Tim Hortons, why are you doing this to my morning routine? You give me a whole dozen bagels, and I can’t help but feel like I’m chewing on regret by the second one. Sure, they're only $3.08, but you get what you pay for—doughy mediocrity. The real kicker? They're inconsistent. Some days, they’re a glorious, chewy delight, and others, a dry, crumbly mess. It’s like playing bagel roulette! And let’s talk about the calorie count here; 3,960 calories for the whole lot? That’s a one-way ticket to Bagel Belly Town.”